About 'Who Shit in My Pool?'

Stories from the Deep End of Life

What do toxic mothers-in-law, broken political promises, financial fraud, religion, depression, and road construction all have in common?

They all find a way to SH*T in your pool.

This brutally honest, darkly funny, and unexpectedly heartfelt book explores the messes life throws our way—from family betrayals to corporate lies, from personal loss to public dysfunction. With sharp wit and raw vulnerability, the author walks us through the chaos of relationships, addiction, loss, scams, war, traffic, and the institutions we were told to trust.

These aren’t just stories—they’re survival strategies, cautionary tales, and sometimes, acts of rebellion against a world that too often stinks.

And yes—sometimes life hits you with one of those “I thought it was a fart” moments. You don’t see it coming, you’re sure you’ve got it handled, and then—splash—it’s everywhere.

But underneath the cynicism is hope. A belief that even the worst contamination can be cleaned. That scars can teach. And that when all else fails, draining the pool and starting again might just be the best option.

This is Ex-LAX for the soul. Read it and start swimming, because you’ve been in this pool your whole life.

Now it’s time to see what’s really floating in it.

"A refreshing perspective on life."

Reader